Quip: McCain annonces the republican Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, as his running mate.
Seriously, McCain? I have an idea how that meeting with McCain’s staffers went:
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- You know what would be funny? If we named Hillary Clinton as our VP!
- Haha, that’d be hillarious… You’re hillarious! You’re crazy!
- OMGZ I’m not that crazy… What about a woman republican…?
- There are woman republicans?
…
…
- HERE’S A WOMAN REPUBLICAN!
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Did they even think this through? With so much talk about McCain’s health, his running mate is probably the most important decision he’ll make in his presidential campaign. Now his “Obama Lacks Experience” argument is moot because Palin is a joke. I said it. Palin = Joke.
American polotics make me so frustrated. The next president will have a huge impact on Canada, and I can only hope that Americans will see through the gimicks.
pile:
One of these is not like the other.
6 days ago
patrickpending:
Dear customer,
No, the Macbook Air Superdrive cannot read discs that you’ve put in upside down.
Quip: Then it’s hardly a “Super”drive, now is it?
1 week ago
Whilst I was in hawaii, I passed the time by making videos about various parts of my trip. I ended up making a snorkeling video, a hiking video, and a snorkeling video (in that order). I would like to invite people to check them out, as I had a lot of fun making them and I am 72.3% sure you will enjoy watching them.
Anywhoo here they are:
“Maui” (Snorkeling vid 1)
http://vimeo.com/1441314“Diamond Head” (Hiking vid)
http://vimeo.com/1480152“Snorkeling, Hanauma Bay” (Snorkeling vid 2)
http://vimeo.com/1556378THANKS FOR WATCHING IF YOU DID
IF YOU DIDN’T YOU WILL BE CURSED FOR THE SAME NUMBER OF YEARS AS THE NUMBER OF MINUTES IT TOOK YOU TO READ THIS! I AM NOT JOKING IT HAPPENED TO GERALD J JIMMERSON OF WEST POINT VIRGINIA! HE DIDN’T WATCH THESE VIDEOS AND WAS HIT BY A PIANO FALLING FROM THE SKY EVERY DAY FOR EIGHT YEARS! YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU ANGERED THE CURSED SPIRITS OF MY TUMBLOG! IT’S NOT TOO LATE! WATCH THE VIDEOS! I’M TELLING YOU! FOR YOU, NOT FOR ME! I DON’T CARE! LEAD A CURSED LIFE, SEE WHAT DIFFERENCE IT MAKES TO ME! NONE! THAT’S WHAT! SHEESH PEOPLE I’M TRYING TO DO YOU A FAVOUR! YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME! STOP READING THIS AND WATCH THE VIDEOS! SERIOUSLY! DON’T READ ANYMORE OF THIS FOR I AM ABOUT TO REVEAL MY DEEPEST AND DARKEST SECRET THAT IS NOT FOR ANYONE’S EYES BUT MY OWN I JUST WANTED TO BURY IT DEEP IN THE CONGESTION OF A TUMBLR POST THAT NOONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD READ HENCE THE RAMBLINGS ON. OKAY, HERE GOES… HERE’S MY SECRET… YOU’RE STILL READING! BLARGH! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST WITH YOU NOSY BUMS PEEPING IN EVERY STEP FO THE WAY? I CAN’T THAT’S HOW. WELL I’M NOT GOING TO SAY IT ANYMORE… SO YOU THINK. BAHAHAHAHAHA BUT SERIOUSLY I’M JUST GOING TO RECITE ALL THE LYRICS TO ROCKY RACCOON (IT’S MY VERSION BAHAHAHA) AND MAYBE I’LL THROW SOME DEEP DARK SECRET IN THERE SOMEWHERE BUT HOW WILL YOU KNOW? YOU’LL BE WATCHING MY VIDEOS SO YOU WON’T. ONE DAY IN THE BLACK MINING HILLS OF DAKOTA THERE LIVED A YOUNG BOY NAMED AH ROCKY RACCOONAH AND ONE DAY HIS WOMAN RAN OFF WITH ANOTHER GUY HIT YOUNG ROCKY IN THE EYE ROCKY DIDN’T LIKE THAT HE SAID I’M GONNA GET THAT BOY SO ONE DAY HE WALKED INTO TOWN AND BOOKED HIMSELF A ROOM IN THE LOCAL SALOON ROCKY RACCOON CHECKED INTO HIS ROOM ONLY TO FIND GIDEON’S BIBLE ROCKY HAD COME THE SECRET IS THAT I SECRETLY WANT TO GET A MANICURE EQUIPPED WITH A GUN TO SHOOT OF THE LEGS OF HIS RIVAL HIS RIVAL IT SEEMED HAD BROKEN HIS DREAMS BY STEALING THE GIRL OF HIS FANCY HER NAME WAS MCGILL BUT SHE CALLED HER SELF LIL AND EVERYONE KNEW HER AS NANCY NOW SHE AND HER MAN WHO CALLED HIMSELF DAN WERE IN THE NEXT ROOM AT THE HOEDOWN ROCKY BUST IN GRINNING A GRIN AND SAID DANNY BOY THIS IS A SHOWDOWN BUT DANNY WAS HOT HE DREW FIRST AND SHOT AND ROCKY COLLAPSED IN THE CORNER AHHHHHH YEAH YEAH DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO THE DOCTOR CAME IN STINKING OF GIN AND PROCEEDED TO LIE ON THE TABLE HE SAID ROCKY YOU MET YOUR MATCH AND ROCKY SAID DOC IT’S ONLY A SCRATCH AND I’LL BE BETTER I’LL BE BETTER DOC AS SOON AS I AM ABLE WELL ROCKY RACCOON FELL BACK IN HIS ROOM ONLY TO FIND GIDEON’S BIBLE GIDEON CHECKED OUT AND LEFT IT NO DOUBT TO HELP WITH GOOD ROCKY’S REVIVAL AHH YEAH YEAH DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO NOW THAT’S THE STORY OF ROCKY RACCOON. THERE. THAT’LL DO IT. NOW IF YOU TRULY DID READ THAT WHOLE THING, YOU ARE TRULY A CHAMPION AND YOU DESERVE THE GLORY OF RIDICULING ME OVER THAT DEEP DARK SECRET. ENJOY THAT EMOTIONAL AMMUNITION FOR WHILE IT LASTS.
2 weeks ago
Ah, make the most of what we yet may spend,
Before we too into the Dust descend;
Dust into Dust, and under Dust, to lie,
Sans Wine, sans Song, sans Singer, and-sans End!
~Omar
1 month ago
